Twerking Miley Einstein

Twerking Miley Einstein
Go ahead and file this one under Things That Should Not Exist. This is a figure of Miley Cyrus’ body with Albert Einstein’s head. Of course [whatever the F this is] is twerking a la the infamous VMA performance. If you hate yourself enough, you can have one of your very own for just $30. [...]
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This Dental Practice Training Calendar Will Cause Nightmares

This Dental Practice Training Calendar Will Cause Nightmares
If you ever thought your dentist was kinda creepy, you gotta realize it’s not his or her fault—they’ve just been subjected to horrors that most of us couldn’t even imagine in our worst nightmares. This calendar features scary ass dentist practice dummies with weird drawn on eyes and bizarre lipless mouths that are permanently stuck [...]
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Taxidermied Mice Chess Set

Taxidermied Mice Chess Set
Etsy shop TheCurious13 (not to be confused with TheIndifferent11) is selling this chess set with taxidermied mice as the pieces. Wheeeeee? I feel sick. Not just because I ate that burrito way too fast, but because WTF am I looking at? Thirty-two mice that were once alive are now dead, stuffed and wearing tiny cute [...]
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Forget Gift Guides, Buy Canned Air from Around the World

Forget Gift Guides, Buy Canned Air from Around the World
Shopping for the person who already has everything they need? Get them some canned air from their favorite city. It’s true that Etsy does sell everything, even canned air. Cooperativ are the ballsy folks behind cans of smelly air from all sorts of places like New York City, Berlin, Salt Lake City, and Sydney. The [...]
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LOLWUT: Vagina Trackpad Decal

LOLWUT: Vagina Trackpad Decal
NSFW because vaginas. Because a trackpad can’t just be a trackpad anymore, we’ve gotta make it look like lady parts, this is DoubleClit Here. It’s a decal for your trackpad that makes it look like you’re diddling a virginia (I’m 12) as you surf the web. Why? I think the real question is why not? [...]
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Bra Warns Wearer When Overreating

Bra Warns Wearer When Overreating
As if bras weren’t annoying enough (LET MY TEE-TEES BE FREE!), now there’s a bra that will nag you when you’re stress-eating. That’s right, Microsoft Research has invented a battery-powered bra equipped with sensor pads that monitors your mood and will alert you when overeating via your smartphone. Cool, first my tits gave away my [...]
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Get Your Suckers on This Tentacle Kitty Plushie

Get Your Suckers on This Tentacle Kitty Plushie
If you can’t decide whether your favorite animal is a cat or an octopus, the good news is you don’t have to! Tentacle Kitty is an adorable little monster who just wants a hug. Sure, maybe she doesn’t quite meet the standards of mainstream cuteness like Pusheen or other cartoon cats on the internet, but [...]
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