Awesome But Strange: Three Ways to Kill a Chocolate Bunny

How to Kill a Chocolate Bunny

This is probably the strangest video that I’ve seen on the Internet. First of all: why would anyone want to kill a chocolate bunny, when they could just eat it? The answer to that is probably creative license, but to the rest of us, it’s just plain silly. However, it also makes for a few good laughs. Clearly, the first way to ‘kill’ a chocolate bunny is by ironing it to a gooey puddle. On hindsight, this will probably ruin your iron in the process, but hey, if it helps create a viral video, then why not?

Hit the break to watch the strangely hilarious clip.

I leave it up to you to discover the other two ways to kill a chocolate bunny. Happy weekend!

VIA [ Cheezburger ]

13-Year-Old Creates Candy Bar to Fatten Up His College Fund

When I was 13, I wasn’t thinking about college. No, at that time, I was worried about whether or not I’d get accepted for the school paper and how I was going to ask my parents for a cellphone (it was a relatively new thing at the time.)

So it goes without saying that Tucker Fish is one impressive teenager. He wants to study business in college, and he’s already working out his entrepreneurial muscle as early as now. Tucker has apparently created an all-new candy bar that he wants to develop and sell online called the ‘College Bound Bar’.

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Tucker is getting things started by having his parents help him launch a campaign on Kickstarter to raise funds for ingredients and tools for the candy-making craft.

He’s even gotten support from celebrity chef Guy Fieri and the project is already more than 100% funded. You can help support Tucker’s dreams and get your hands on one of his special candy bars for a minimum pledge of $10(USD), five bars for $25, or ten bars for $50 by January 21, 2013.

Kinder Surprise Egg Marriage Proposal Gives Bride-to-Be Everything But the Chocolate

If you’re lucky and if you do things right, then you’ll probably only have to plan a marriage proposal only once in your entire lifetime. So why not expend the right amount of effort and pour excessive loads of creativity and thoughtfulness into it to give your significant other the proposal of her (or his) lifetime?

Redditor rad_rob gave it a shot with his iPad proposal. Eddie wowed his girl (and thousands of geeks worldwide) with his Iron Man arc reactor proposal.

Matthew, on the other hand, popped the question with a Kinder Surprise Egg.

kinder egg surpriseMatthew and Lori used to buy and gift each other with Kinder Surprise Eggs all the time before they were banned a few years ago. So Matthew decided to use it as the basis for his proposal and painstakingly took the chocolate egg apart and replaced the toy inside with a robot figure that, when assembled, forms a tiny MatthewBot on bended knee.

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Of course, the ring itself was also inside. And in case you were wondering, Lori said yes.

[via SwissMiss via Neatorama]

Death Star By Chocolate

This is a cherry cordial Death Star by André Murrai of ZeeK Confeitaria in Brazil, the same talented chocolatier who brought us the chocolate Millennium Falcon. Unfortunately there doesn’t seem to be any way to order these sweet looking Star Wars treats outside of Brazil. That’s a shame because I could destroy a lot of Death Stars in one sitting and I would feel a lot better knowing the galaxy was safe from the Empire… and so would my tummy.

Death Star By Chocolate

This is a cherry cordial Death Star by André Murrai of ZeeK Confeitaria in Brazil, the same talented chocolatier who brought us the chocolate Millennium Falcon. Unfortunately there doesn’t seem to be any way to order these sweet looking Star Wars treats outside of Brazil. That’s a shame because I could destroy a lot of Death Stars in one sitting and I would feel a lot better knowing the galaxy was safe from the Empire… and so would my tummy.

Creepy White Chocolate Baby Doll Heads

Here are some solid white chocolate baby heads. They’re created by Annabel de Vetten from Conjurer’s Kitchen who was commissioned by an unnamed client. I don’t want to name any names, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say the secret clinet is the crazy  person who’s got melted chocolate smeared across their face and a wild glint in their eyes. Just a guess! Man, these things are creepy. Who comes up with this stuff? Oh. Right — the crazy person we were talking about before.

Dalek Cake Looks Drippy and Delicious

Exterminate your chocolate craving with this insane looking chocolate Dalek cake. It’s loaded with marshmallows and cookies and enough chocolate to warrant a diabetes test. Yum.
chocolate dalek
Zip and nada made this decadent cake several years back, and if you want to try your hand at it, you can find the recipe here. I no longer fear the Daleks. I crave them. Exterminate my taste buds. I won’t run.

This thing is 15″ tall. If you do try to make one, it sounds pretty involved and takes a lot of special items, not the least of which is chocolate. A TON of chocolate. Like, as much as you can carry out of the store legally and send across town in your TARDIS.

[via Geeks Are Sexy]


Millennium Falcon Truffles: How Many Calories Are There in 12 Parsecs?

Now that you’re done recovering from your Thanksgiving food coma, you’re probably be ready for some more delicious carbs, right? Well there’s no better way to get your sugar fix than with some of these Millenium Falcon truffles.

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They’re made by Nikki’s Treats, and when ordered in the default grey (white chocolate) shell, look exactly like Han and Chewie’s trusty ship. Unlike the actual Falcon, these ones can be filled with Cadbury-like creme, caramel, peanut butter, marshmallow cream, peppermint cream or yummy Nutella. What’s not to like?

Grab a pack of three edible Millennium Falcons over on Etsy for $7.50(USD) before Chewbacca hoards them all for himself. While you’re over there, be sure to grab up some sugary Darth Vader and Han Solo treats.


111-Foot-Long Train Made of Chocolate: Choo-Choo… Chew!

Who doesn’t love chocolate? You can never have too much. You probably wish that you had a train-load of chocolate delivered to you every day. But what about a train that is actually made of the sweet stuff? A 111-foot-long chocolate train. Now that sounds delicious.

chocolate train

Photo: L’avenir

This train was created by “master chocolatier” Andrew Farrugia of Malta. It’s 2,755 pounds of fine Belgian chocolate – 6.5 million calories if you are counting.

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Photo: L’avenir

He got the idea for the train last year, when visiting the Belgian Chocolate Festival in Bruges, with the thought that you can make a train as long as you want. Overall, it took Farrugia 784 hours to build this incredible thing, which is now officially the world’s longest chocolate sculpture ever built.

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Photo: L’avenir

I call dibs on the engine. That’s always the chocolatiest part of any chocolate train.

[via Oddity Central via Neatorama]