Death Star Cutting Board

Posted on 30/11/2018 by Craziest Gadgets Jeff

That’s no moon! Sorry, we are obligated by international Star Wars law to say that every time we post about the Death Star. Rules are rules. But there’s no rules when it comes to kitchen gadgets and there’s no reason why you wouldn’t want a Death Star Cutting Board to use instead of a regular boring plain cutting board (or maybe you live like a caveman and have no cutting board? how do you do it?)

This galactic planet-sized superweapon inspired cutting board is made of a hygienic glass surface that is odor and stain resistant. It protects your countertops from scratches and Rebel attacks (hopefully it’s better at the former, if you know what we’re saying). A non-slip rubber base keeps it in place. Use it as a trivet too. Measures approximately 12″ across. Fully operational.

Death Star Cutting Board
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Musical Death Star Tree Topper: The Ultimate Power on the Christmas Tree

Posted on 18/10/2018 by Conner Flynn

There’s nothing in the universe more festive than a glowing Death Star on Christmas Eve… unless you live on Alderaan, of course. This Hallmark Keepsake Star Wars Death Star Lighted Christmas Tree Topper is both festive and fearsome.

It is The Ultimate Power in the Living Room, and will crush any Christmas rebellion before it starts. It even plays the Imperial March and the classic Star Wars theme. You can select the lights and songs with the included remote control. Now all you need are some cool X-Wing and TIE Fighter ornaments so you can create the space battle from the movie right on your tree.

A super weapon on top of a Christmas tree? Yes, please. Though I wish it had a sound option for Grand Moff Tarkin ordering the troops to fire. Speaking of firing those super lasers, it would be cool if this thing shot lasers at anyone around the tree who gave you crap presents like socks and underwear. I wanted toys, dammit! Fire at will! I’m sure Santa will love going down your chimney to see this thing on top of your Christmas tree this year. Grab one today at ThinkGeek for $99.99.

[via Geeks Are Sexy via Geekologie]

Death Star Beanbag: That’s No Chair!

Posted on 10/07/2018 by Shane McGlaun

I once bought my son a bean bag chair. ONCE. He and his friends jumped off the top bunk bed onto it and it exploded. I knew something was wrong when I heard the massive boom on the upstairs floor. It was like the voices of millions of parents cried out in terror. It took FOREVER to get those damned electrostatically-charged foam beans off of everything. They cling to surfaces worse than the stickiest of boogers. So I have mixed feelings about this Death Star bean bag.

I know it won’t blow up Alderaan, but give a kid enough alone time with it, and a bunk bed and it will explode like that time Luke took aim on that exhaust port. It’s cool mind you, looking all squishy and cute and Death Star-y. Plus, its cover is machine washable so you can get all those Doritos fingerprints off of it.

The beanbag measures 31-inches in diameter, and can be yours for $149 from Pottery Barn Kids. If you already have an appropriately-sized beanbag, you can buy just the slip cover for $79. Don’t say I didn’t warn you when you are on all fours with a shop vac trying to get foam beans off the cat.

[via GeekAlerts]

Death Star Ceramic Coffee Cup: That’s No Mug!

Posted on 06/06/2018 by Conner Flynn

I’m betting that this Death Star mug is what all of the Imperial officers and Stormtroopers were drinking out of when Luke destroyed The Ultimate Power in the Universe. That’s a hell of a way to go. It was probably early morning. All they wanted was a first cup of coffee. And they never got it. All because of some farm boy who was becoming a wizard.

That makes me wonder if the folks on the second Death Star were drinking from mugs that matched that half-finished space station when it was destroyed. Anyway, this cool ceramic mug holds 20 ounces of your favorite drink.

While I’ve seen other Death Star mugs, I like this version better because it is actually round and bigger than the average coffee mug. You’ll have to hand wash it only, and it’s not microwave safe…. or safe from Rebel scum for that matter. You can get yours for just $12.99 from Entertainment Earth.

I think they should have a round Death Star sippy cup for kids, where the exhaust port is where you fill it up / sip from it. That would be cool. I’m an adult and I would drink from that.

Star Wars Death Star Pet Cave: The Dark Side of the Paws

Posted on 19/02/2018 by Conner Flynn

That’s no moon. That’s a planet destroying space station piloted by a kitten! The Star Wars Death Star Pet Cave is perfect for your small animal, whether it’s Kitty the Hutt or Grand Moff Barkin. This officially-licensed basketball-sized Death Star is just too adorable with your pet peering out from within, as if they are about to power up the weapon’s super lasers.

Warn your pet about the Dark Side first, because while it is cozy, it’s also very dark inside. This is a great place for Star Wars fans’ cats and dogs to take a nap. This is great for our pets, but just one thing. Where is our human version? You don’t think I would like to sleep in a Death Star and poke my head out occasionally? Our pets always get the coolest stuff.

As an added bonus, if you have a dog that likes to chew things up and ruin all of your stuff, he will turn this Death Star into the one from Return of the Jedi. So there’s that. A Death Star cat litter box is what I really want. That way I can pretend they are destroying the space station every time they go in and drop their bombs.

The Death Star Pet Cave is available now from The Fowndry for $43.

This Ceramic Death Star Lamp Is the Ultimate Accent Light in the Universe

Posted on 14/11/2017 by Paul Strauss

The original Death Star may have had a fatal flaw, but it was still one of the most important and iconic symbols of the Star Wars universe. If you prefer to remember the Death Star as it was before it was blown to smithereens by Luke Skywalker, then check out this cool lighting fixture.

This sweet ceramic lamp comes from Budapest, Hungary ceramic artist Light Gallery Réka, and it looks fantastic. When illuminated, the Death Star casts cool splashes of light and dark across your walls, much like the Light and Dark sides of The Force battle it out on a daily basis. When turned off, it’s an equally cool art object, waiting to be activated and ready to blow up Alderaan.

The lamp measures about 7″ across, and is made completely from white clay, though they can also tint one into a dark grey if you prefer a more accurate representation of the Ultimate Weapon in the Universe. If you’d like one for your room, head over to Light Gallery Réka’s Etsy shop, where you can order one for about $136.

This Death Star Shelf Is Perfect for Displaying Star Wars POP! Figures

Posted on 28/06/2017 by Conner Flynn

This project from EPBOT will give you a very cool shelf to display your Star Wars toys on. It’s currently designed to show off a Star Wars Funko POP! collection, but you could make one for any kind of Star Wars figures if you adjust the height of the shelves to fit your figures.

The wooden wall shelf is designed to look like the second Death Star, and has cool color-changing LED lighting that will show off your toys in style.

If you want to try building your own color-changing Death Star shelf, head on over to EPBOT to see how it was done. Your toys are going to look so awesome on your wall.

[via Nerd Approved]

Death Star Waffle Maker

Posted on 11/06/2017 by Craziest Gadgets Jeff

That’s no moon! Sorry, you know we are legally required to say that any time we make a post about the Death Star. No onto the most important and potentially evil meal of the day- breakfast. Now let’s just get one thing straight here before we move on- until they come up with a way to shape bacon, this is the best way to geekify your breakfast. The Death Star Waffle Maker makes perfect 7 inch diameter waffles that can only be destroyed by launching torpedoes into an exhaust vent while being chased by the Tie Fighters….. or by eating them, maybe with a little butter and syrup on top, maybe some powdered sugar and fruit too. Definitely with coffee. Definitely.

Instead of destroying planets with a superlaser, these Death Star waffles destroy your diet with a supertasty. The non-stick metal plates make a two-sided pattern onto your batter. An indicator light lets you know when it’s heated up. And remember, once you finish your first waffle, you can always “strike back” with a 2nd, more powerful waffle. May the Force be with you.

Death Star Waffle Maker
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Star Wars Rogue One Scarif Round Rug: The Death Star Plans are on the Beach!

Posted on 18/05/2017 by Conner Flynn

You know what really ties a room together? A Death Star rug. Especially one with some palm trees and an AT-ST against a Scarif sunset. At least you don’t have to die stealing the plans. You can just buy one.

This round rug will cover a 52″ x 52″ area of your room and hopefully will not power up and destroy any nearby planets. It’s 100% polyester and 100% awesome. This is a nice and colorful rug. It’s like the Death Star is on vacation, wearing a tropical shirt.

It deserves a vacation. I mean, it’s been in 3 out of 7 movies. It’s basically holding up the whole franchise. I wouldn’t doubt they’ll figure out a way to work a Death Star into Episode 8.

Star Wars Rogue One Scarif Round Rug: The Death Star Plans are on the Beach!

Posted on 18/05/2017 by Conner Flynn

It deserves a vacation. I mean, it’s been in 3 out of 7 movies. It’s basically holding up the whole franchise. I wouldn’t doubt they’ll figure out a way to work a Death Star into Episode 8.

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Death Star Cutting Board

Musical Death Star Tree Topper: The Ultimate Power on the Christmas Tree

Death Star Beanbag: That’s No Chair!

Death Star Ceramic Coffee Cup: That’s No Mug!

Star Wars Death Star Pet Cave: The Dark Side of the Paws

This Ceramic Death Star Lamp Is the Ultimate Accent Light in the Universe

This Death Star Shelf Is Perfect for Displaying Star Wars POP! Figures

Death Star Waffle Maker

Star Wars Rogue One Scarif Round Rug: The Death Star Plans are on the Beach!

Star Wars Rogue One Scarif Round Rug: The Death Star Plans are on the Beach!

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