Scrap Metal Predator: Scrap Metal Aliens Don’t Stand a Chance

This awesome scrap metal Predator was made by Etsy artist zMaiusz of Vietnam. It looks pretty badass and even comes with its own shoulder cannon and removable knife.

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It is made from all kinds of bits of scrap metal including nuts, bolts, and a spark plug. I see a lot of screws too and some pieces of bike chain. It is all welded together with a lot of detail. This guy measures 11.4″ x 8.7″ x 4″ and weighs about 3 lbs.

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There are several other cool scrap metal creations available in his shop besides this Predator. There are dragons and Aliens and other cool creations. This guy is only $63(USD), and he’d look great on your desk. At least until he activates his cloaking device and runs off.

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Predator Carved out of a Tree: Get to the Wood Choppa!

Predators are the galaxy’s most fearsome and brutal warriors. They will rip your spine clean out, with your skull still attached. And they like to take trophies to remind them of their hunt. So a Predator would just love this tree with a predator head carved into it.
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This entire carving took about 90 hours to complete and is the work of one Simon Patel from Walsall, UK. He is one ugly mother! No, not Simon, silly, the tree. Quick get to da choppa! Wait its just a hunk of wood. It’s all cool.

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Bonus: his head is flat, so you could give him a different hat every day if you were so inclined. An Abe Lincoln hat, a beanie. Now that would be cool. It would also make this guy far less terrifying.

[via Obvious Winner]

Predator Cake is One Ugly Mother

If Arnold had encountered this Predator, the movie would have been five minutes of him, Carl Weathers and Jesse “The Body” Ventura stuffing their faces. Did I say Arnold and the gang? I meant me. This Predator cake by Kupkake Tree is incredibly detailed to the point where it looks horrifying – in a good way.

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It looks so real that you have to wonder who is going to be eating who. At least it can’t turn all invisible and rip your spine out… I don’t think.

Eat it’s mouth first so it can’t eat you. Just to be safe. I know one thing. I’m now hungry enough that my stomach is making the Predator sound.

[via Between the Pages via Neatorama]

Predator Motorcycle Helmet Has no Active Camouflage Mode

Aliens don’t stand a chance against Predators – especially if they’re riding on motorcycles. Though you might draw the attention of some traffic cops if you go speeding down the highway wearing this Predator motorcycle helmet.

 

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This awesome looking Predator helmet comes from Russia’s NLO MOTO, and will definitely keep other drivers out of your way when they see you coming. It’s made from fiberglass, carbon fiber and polycarbonate, and has three red LED dots mounted next to its removable, tinted visor.

It can be ordered in a variety of custom options if you don’t want the plain old black helmet shown above. It can even be ordered with a “laser-controlled aimer,” which emits three tiny laser beams which can be seen on a foggy day. There’s also an option for carbon spearheads on the dreadlocks, and some nasty looking Predator teeth.

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Prices for the Predator helmet start at $780(USD) and go up from there.

As the video above explains, the helmet has limited visibility, so it’s “not for noobies.” Also, collecting Alien skulls as trophies is not for noobies.

[via r/SUATMM]

Predator Kills the Star Wars Universe, Gets a Cool Trophy of Fett’s Head as Its Prize

You take the bounty hunters from Star Wars and you take Predator and you put them together in the same room. The result is geek magic. This is an amazing piece of art that I would love to own. Hell, I would love to see this crossover in the theater.

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This image is part one of a series by Rhymesyndicate. Vader has assembled the bounty hunters. He’s probably giving them a stern talking to, when suddenly a Predator decloaks.(I’m guessing that’s what went down before this scene.) A split second later Boba Fett is missing his head and the Predator has himself a sweet trophy.

The tagline “Predator kills the Star Wars universe” is a play on words from Marvel comics’ “Punisher kills the Marvel universe”. Funny thing is that Vader doesn’t even look all that pissed. He’s just like, “WTF?… I’m working here!”

[via Obvious Winner]

Alien Hive Gathers for Family Portrait

Guys and gals, you’d better start getting your flamethrowers and power loaders ready, because the Alien invasion has begun. At least that’s what I’ve been led to believe by this photo.

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Photo Credit: Chris Meany

While you might be getting ready to run for the air lock, these guys were actually all dressed up in their finest Alien gear for the Aliens Anniversary Weekend back in 2011, so you’re safe for now. I spotted this image over on Abi-T-Xeno’s DeviantArt page, along with some other more amusing Alien and Predator images, including my personal fave, Alien vs. Predator: British Style:

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Be sure to check out Abi-T-Xeno’s DeviantArt gallery for more funny AvP pics.

Steampunk Predator Helmet: One Ugly (But Safe) Motherbleeper

What if the Predators attacked London in 1849? Well, tea time would have to wait, but also, the Predators might have worn cool Steampunk helmets like this one. Imagine how cool it would have been for one of them to take off this thing and show it’s hideous face underneath
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This badass helmet was created by Skunkworks Props, and yes it’s actually wearable. The helmet itself weighs about 2lbs and is cast in fiberglass and finished with waxes, airbrushing and metal rubs. I can just see Arnold saying, “You are one ugly mother…, but your helmet is amazing!”

This helmet even surpassed the creator’s expectations and it is a true work of geek art. If you ever see someone wearing this, run.

[Skunkwork Props via Obvious Winner]


Alien vs. Predator Wedding Cake, a Match Made in Hell

What happens when you are an alien fighting predators on a hostile alien world and you fall in love with the enemy? This cake happens.
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They had a passion that knew no bounds… He had her when he sighted her with those triple lasers on her chest. And she had him when he saw another grotesque mouth pop out from the first one. It was a love forbidden. It was a war that burned the stars. Two deserters on the run with a burning desire, eventually living happily ever after on a remote planet far away from the turmoil.

Actually, this cake was made by Tracey of the Little Cherry and Black Cherry Cake Company for a geeky couple getting married, and it is awesome!

[via That's Nerdalicious via Neatorama]