These Disney Princess Aprons Are Perfect For Cleaning Your Palace

These Disney Princess Aprons Are Perfect For Cleaning Your Palace

Etsy shop Lovers Dovers is selling these Disney Princess aprons. They’ve got Cinderella, Belle, Snow White, Aurora, Ariel, and Elsa versions available. Very cute, but I thought the whole point of becoming a princess is so you don’t have to do stuff that entails wearing an apron! Am I wrong? AM I WRONG?

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Star Trek TNG Aprons: Boldly Keep Your Clothes Clean

On the Enterprise, no one has to worry about getting their clothes dirty when cooking because the replicator does everything for them. Here in the real world we have to cook our own grub. If you are a messy cook like me, you need an apron. I always end up with flour, sauce, and other stuff stuck to me.

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The worst is bacon grease because those stains never come out. This is where these Star Trek: The Next Generation aprons come in. There are three colors to choose from with red, gold, and blue options.

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You can get your own Star Trek TNG apron at ThinkGeek for $24.99(USD). This should tide you over until replicators are invented.

R2-D2 Apron Keeps Messy Kitchen Jedi Clean

I like to cook, but I am rather messy in the kitchen. I spill things all over the floor and end up with sauce, seeds, and seasonings all over the counter, my clothes, and me. I need an apron to keep stuff off my clothing. This is especially true of things that pop and sizzle like bacon. I love bacon, but I don’t want to smell like it all day… or do I?

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If you like to cook, but you want to stay clean, you need this geeky R2-D2 apron. It’s cool and you won’t look like a grandma in the kitchen It’s made of some sort of PVC-coated cotton so liquids won’t bleed through. You can pick one up at ThinkGeek for $19.99(USD).

Super Mario Boo Apron: for Super Mario Batalis

Boo is one of my favorite Super Mario characters. He also seems to be the hardest enemy to get around sometimes. This Super Mario Boo Apron does a good job of simulating the ghost’s main move.

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When Boo catches you looking at him, he puts his hands over his eyes and freezes. This apron does the same thing thanks to magnets in the hands and eyes. The minute you notice someone watching you as you cook dinner, just put those hands over your eyes/boobs and freeze. Don’t move until they turn away. If dinner burns it’s on them.

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Get it for $70(USD) from Etsy artist Dark Balloons.

[via Geeky Merch]

The Ultimate Apron!

Whether it’s in the kitchen, garage, or art studio, this clever apron design is the only one you’ll ever need. The key to its versatility is three interchangeable “belts,” each with its own unique arrangement of pockets for carrying different necessities. When you’re finished, just fold it up with the tools until you need it again!

Designer: Playground | Connect Design

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Legend of Zelda Apron: Hyrule in the Kitchen

If you are looking for something to wear in the kitchen that is both geeky and sexy, I would suggest this Legend of Zelda apron. It’s dangerous to cook alone. Take this. And make me a steak dinner. Ow! You didn’t have to hit me. Please? What do you mean “Only if I dress up like Princess Zelda?”

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This Zelda inspired apron comes from Etsy seller Bambinoamore, who creates beautiful aprons inspired by several popular video games, movies, and pop culture stuff. What guy wouldn’t want to see his significant other in this, whether she is in the kitchen or not.

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Bambino also makes a neat Mario apron and even a Batman apron among others. They are a great way to geek up your time in the kitchen if nothing else.

[via Geeks Are Sexy]

Operation Apron: The Wish Bone’s Connected to the Oven-Baked Chicken

Despite being one of the most frustrating games ever made, Operation was also one of my favorite board games as a child. Perhaps it was because it helped introduce me to the world of medical science, or simply the possibility that the game could give you a mild shock. Either way, it’s always been a lots of fun.

The next time you’re cooking, you can reminisce about the many times you caused your patient’s nose to light up and buzz thanks to the Operation apron!

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While its plump, nekkid mid-section isn’t exactly the most flattering look, the Operation apron offers up all of the important parts of your real fake anatomy, from your wish bone to your funny bone to your bread basket and those pesky butterflies in your stomach. Though I make no claims that studying this will help you pass your MCATs.

It’s available from Perpetual Kid (though currently sold out) for $19.99(USD), though if you live in the UK, you can grab one over at I Want One of Those for £14.99.

DO WANT: Sexy Slave Leia Apron

Think Geek is selling this Slave Leia Apron for just $20. It instantly transforms your bod into a sexy Slave Leia. Well, from the neck to mid thigh, that is. The rest of you? The rest of you is still the same old regular you. It’s very reminiscent of those sexy beach body t-shirts they sell on the boardwalk at those skeazy souvenir shops. Which, as it turns out, those things are not super convincing if your belly’s hanging out the bottom. Just… just trust me on this one. Don’t look at me, I’m a monster!

Pretty, Geeky Aprons

We’ve seem some pretty impressive aprons here at IT (try HERE HERE and HERE) and now we’ve got yet another collection to add to the mix.  Esty shop Bambino Amore is selling aprons inspired by characters like Mario, The Joker, Harley Quinn, and Batgirl, plus some not so geeky characters like Pee-wee Herman, Pocahontas, and Strawberry Shortcake. They’re pretty adorable, like the kind of aprons you wouldn’t actually want to get dirty. So I guess you should get an apron for your apron so you can stay clean while your apron stays clean.

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LOL: R. Kelly ‘Ignition Remix’ Apron

Etsy shop LucilleMaul is selling this amazing apron. It says ‘Hot and Fresh Out The Kitchen’ a line from the song ‘Ignition Remix’ by R. Kelly. Oh god, an R. Kelly inspired apron? Please don’t make a pee-pee joke, please don’t make a pee-pee joke, please don’t make a pee-pee joke. Um, uhhh… ♫Baby gimme dat toot-toot, and lemme give ya that beep beep♫ Okay, phew! The urge has passed to make any kind of urine-related jokes, guys. We’re in the clear. That was a close one.