Because nothing says I think it’s time for a drink like being reminded you have children and their toys are spread all over the house just waiting to be stepped on, barware manufacturer Foster & Rye is selling this Army Man Bottle Holder (affiliate link), a wine bottle holder in the form of a green army man holding a bazooka. Fire in the hole! In this case, the fire being wine, and the hole being your mouth.
Cast from polyresin, the army man holds a single standard (750mL) wine bottle and looks good doing it. As good as I look holding a box of wine on one shoulder like a boombox? My wife is shaking her head no, which hurts. I want a whole platoon lined up in my wine cellar. And by wine cellar, I obviously mean crawlspace, which is where I already keep the more expensive bottles because all the spiders do a surprisingly good job of guarding them from my wife.
[via The Green Head]
