You may not have the (totally unrealistic) physique of an action figure, or the (totally unrealistic) accessory weaponry but you can look like one with the Action Figure Beach Blanket. All you need to do is lie down on it, place your “accessories” on the side, and you’re ready to be stocked on the shelves of Toys R Us. All you need is for someone to put a plastic bubble over you and a price tag.
No matter how jacked you might actually be, this blanket will probably fit you since it’s 42″ wide by 78″ tall. Just be careful not to get scooped up by a collector who will put you in a plastic bin in his attic for the next 25 years. Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
Action Figure Beach Blanket
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