When my son was a baby, he was the messiest eater on the planet. He couldn’t control his arms and legs well enough to walk yet, nor could he reach around the edges of his high chair, yet somehow me managed to get food all over the walls.

Take your eyes off him for a second, and he would pelt you with food. He could hurl these fruit wheel dissolving snack thingies like ninja stars. He really needed this Stealth Ninja Baby Bib to complete the effect. It probably wouldn’t have kept him clean, but he would have looked the part.

That’s worth it right there. The bib is stain repellant and looks like a little ninja with hook-and-loop closure on the side. Get one for your food-throwing tyke for just $9.99(USD) at ThinkGeek.