Death Star Waffle Maker


That’s no moon! Sorry, you know we are legally required to say that any time we make a post about the Death Star. No onto the most important and potentially evil meal of the day- breakfast. Now let’s just get one thing straight here before we move on- until they come up with a way to shape bacon, this is the best way to geekify your breakfast. The Death Star Waffle Maker makes perfect 7 inch diameter waffles that can only be destroyed by launching torpedoes into an exhaust vent while being chased by the Tie Fighters….. or by eating them, maybe with a little butter and syrup on top, maybe some powdered sugar and fruit too. Definitely with coffee. Definitely.

Instead of destroying planets with a superlaser, these Death Star waffles destroy your diet with a supertasty. The non-stick metal plates make a two-sided pattern onto your batter. An indicator light lets you know when it’s heated up. And remember, once you finish your first waffle, you can always “strike back” with a 2nd, more powerful waffle. May the Force be with you.

Death Star Waffle Maker
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A Breakfast Appliance to Start the Day Off Right

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Breakfast comes in all shapes and sizes no matter where you live! Designed with this in mind, the Breakfast Machine is your one-stop-shop for cooking cross-cultural breakfast cuisine.

This hybrid appliance features a steamer, oven, griddle and, of course, a toaster packed all into one unit. This way, you can cook Eastern items like stuffed buns and porridge AND Western items like steak, eggs and toast all at the same time! Only slightly larger than a toaster oven or microwave, it’s perfectly sized to be your countertop breakfast companion!

Designer: Ellie Zeng

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Vertical Egg Maker

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Make your eggs into a stupendous tube shape with the Rollie EggMaster Vertical Grill. Vertical Egg Maker Crack your eggs and pour them in along with any other ingredients you wish (bacon!), press the button and a few minutes later a perfectly cooked cylinder shaped egg pops out. Make an egg on a stick!
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No mess, no stove, no microwave, no problems. Also makes pizza rolls, cinnamon rolls, burritos, french toast and more. Breakfast is quick, easy, and shaped like a tube for more efficient eating. This solves the age old “why do hot dog buns come in packs of 8 but hot dogs come in packs of 10″ problem. Buy 2 packs and use those extra buns for your vertical tube eggs.

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Vertical Egg Maker

Three in One Breakfast Station

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Make your entire breakfast in one small countertop appliance (as long as your breakfast consists of eggs, toast, and coffee). The 3 in 1 Breakfast Station Three in One Breakfast Station actually does let you get more creative than eggs and toast as it features a small but fully functional griddle pan on top and toaster oven on the side. Great for small spaces, dorms, office breakrooms, rv’s and more.

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Three in One Breakfast Station