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Chinese Take-Out Jigsaw Puzzle: Where’s My Fortune Cookie?

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Tired of jigsaw puzzles featuring scenic landscapes? I swear, if I have to assemble one more beautiful mountain range at sunrise… Well for those looking for something a little different for their next jigsaw puzzle, how about this two-sided Chinese Takeaway Jigsaw Puzzle from Fizz Creations? The 250-piece puzzle is the shape and image of a Chinese takeout container on one side, and the same shape but all noodles on the other. Great, now I’m hungry.

The puzzle has one glossy side and one matte side to make it easy to distinguish between the two puzzles, which I feel is unnecessary for a puzzle that only has 250 pieces, to begin with. Just make sure to burn a Chinese Takeout scented candle while you’re assembling it for a more immersive experience.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve attempted a lot of jigsaw puzzles during quarantine. My most recent was a 1,500 piece view of Santorini, Italy at dusk. It proved to be difficult. So difficult that I told my wife I didn’t want to finish it since I saw the dogs eat a few pieces and it could never truly be completed, even though it was me who ate those pieces and I hope she never reads this.

Chinese Food Takeout Container Laundry Hamper

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No that’s not a gigantic sized order of Chicken Lo Mein, it’s a hamper. The Takeout Container Laundry Hamper is a two foot tall holder for your dirty laundry. Did you spill some sweet and sour sauce on your pants while trying to pass the General Tso’s chicken across the table? Put those dirty pants right into your Chinese food takeout container laundry bag (wait until you get home though, don’t just drop trough right in the restaurant).
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It has a handy strap so you can carry it to the laundromat. Because with a hamper this cool, you certainly want to show it off (just make sure to quickly toss your dirty underwear into the washer before the hottie at machine number 5 notices). The great thing about this hamper is that after you do your laundry, 30 minutes later you’re in the mood to do more laundry.
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The side of the hamper has a picture of clothing piled up and the top is appropriately checked off. It’s made of 100% polyester with metal support poles and a rope handle. The top flaps close up with a velcro-type enclosure. Chopsticks not included.
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Chinese Food Takeout Container Laundry Hamper
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Chinese Takeout Laundry Hamper Holds Your Moo Goo Gai Panties

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When I was a kid, any time my parents took me to eat Chinese food I always left a bunch on my plate just so I could get one of those little Chinese food takeout boxes. If the place didn’t have them, we never went back. ThinkGeek has a new laundry hamper that looks like a Chinese food takeout box.

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I guess the design is fitting since my kids’ dirty laundry smells worse than old Chinese food after a few days. The hamper is nearly two feet tall. That should mean it holds a bunch of laundry, but I expect most of the laundry will still be on the ground if your kids are anything like mine.

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It has a rope handle so you can cart it around the house or off to the laundromat. The top flaps have hook and look closures to keep anyone from seeing your dirty skivvies on the way. You can pick one of these up at ThinkGeek for $19.99.

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