Hey, look in the rear view. It’s Kirby. No, it’s Luigi. I don’t know which it is, but he’s looking pretty pissed off. He just hit us with a turtle shell and now we are careening off the road to our death and he won’t he stop looking at us like that.

This adorable amigurumi is Kirby dressed up like Luigi, wearing the plumber’s signature death stare from the new Mario Kart 8 game.

Kirby/Luigi comes from Etsy seller PersnicketyPrecision’s Etsy shop and you can get him for just $34.(USD) Just don’t expect him to be happy about your purchase. And watch your back.