Iron Studios Dungeons & Dragons Tiamat Demi Statue: Literal Fivehead

Iron Studios has a treat for die-hard and deep-pocketed Dungeons & Dragons fans. The figure maker’s 1/20-scale Tiamat Demi statue features the legendary tabletop RPG monster as it was depicted in the franchise’s 1980s cartoon. Naturally, the statue also includes figurines of the cartoon’s six protagonists: Hank, Diana, Shiela, Eric, Presto, and Bobby (and Bobby’s pet Uni).

Each statue is primarily made of polystone that’s been handpainted. It stands at a towering 22″ tall and weighs 40 freaking pounds.

My only gripe with the figure is that you can see the gaps between the pieces if you look closely. But this is probably going on a shelf to be admired far from greasy fingers, that shouldn’t be a big concern. You can pre-order the statue from Iron Studios for $1,400 (USD).

Full Dragonscale Gauntlets: Dungeons & Dragons Just Got Real

Ready to take your next cosplay to the winner’s circle at a convention? Or maybe you just want to spice up your next Dungeons & Dragons session. Well, Etsy shop DraconicWares has the gauntlets for you. I mean, provided the gauntlets for you are anodized aluminum dragonscale gauntlets. I think we can all agree, everyone should own at least one pair of in their lifetime.

Similar in style to these previously seen fingerless gauntlets, these models are made to your exact finger and wrist measurements with full finger scaling, all attached via anodized aluminum (AA) rings. The palms are made of chainmail mesh with AA rings as well as synthetic rubber rings to ensure a snug fight and solid grip on your Axe Of Unforgiving or Chalice Of Bloodthirst.

Unfortunately for anybody seriously interested in the gauntlets that didn’t just collect a king’s ransom, the made-to-order armwear costs $600 a pair. That’s not chump change, and if the rest of a suit of dragonscale armor is priced accordingly I may have no choice but to meet my enemies in battle wearing little more than dragonscale gauntlets and my favorite track pants.

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Dragon Cake Pan Must Be Ours

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With Game of Thrones in full swing, everyone’s thinking of dragons. At least we are, especially when they look as delicious as the cake that comes out of the Dragon Cake Pan pictured above. I mean, if you’re going to go through the trouble of baking a cake, why not make it something to remember? Layers are good, dragons are better. The thing has a 10 1/2″ diameter and is 4″ tall, so that’s a decent sized cake. It’s $24, but could cost twice as much and we’d still consider purchasing it. It’s currently backordered, but Thinkgeek is quoting a 1-3 lead time.

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Dragons Attack Golfer in Latest Blinkbox Game of Thrones Ad

Blinkbox, the UK television streaming service, is pretty good at self promotion. Their ads are always unusual and not what you would expect at all. Now the company has released this great Game of Thrones advertisement, which features a couple of familiar dragons attacking a golfer.

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This is a golf game I would actually pay to watch. No offense to all of you golfers, but the sport just isn’t exciting at all. Dragons attacking golfers as they try to play? I’m all over that.

As you can see, the video is actually taken from a viral clip of a guy being attacked by swans, but the swans were replaced with dragons. Brilliant! It works perfectly.

[via GeekTyrant]

Dragon Faucet and Bathroom Accessories

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Turn your person throne into something out of the Game of Thrones with these dragon inspired bathroom accessories. We’ve scouted out everything you need to turn your bathroom into a a fortress of Medieval awesomeness. Starting with the insane Antique Brass Dragon Style Bathroom Sink Faucet (comes in a wide variety of styles too!) Dragon Faucet and Bathroom Accessories Instead of breathing fire, it breathes water. That’s pretty much the opposite of what a “real” dragon would do but you probably don’t want to wash your hands in fire. Trust me on that one.
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After washing up, you’ll want to dry your hands preferably with a towel. And what better to go next to your dragon sink than a Dragon Towel Holder? Dragon Faucet and Bathroom Accessories Thanks Mr. Dragon, those short arms are really coming in handy.
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Next you’ll want to check yourself out in the mirror. Of course you’re going to keep the theme going when you hang up a Dragons Thorne Twin Sentinal Dragons Mirror Dragon Faucet and Bathroom Accessories above your sink. This mirror would actually look pretty cool anywhere else too, maybe above a fireplace or in an entryway.
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But let’s not forget about the real “business” you’re taking care of in the bathroom. This Commode Dragon Tyrant Bath Tissue Holder Dragon Faucet and Bathroom Accessories certainly didn’t forget. He’s got your back. Or he’s got your backside I guess. Luckily he’s not breathing fire on that toilet paper (but if he did, our buddy the dragon faucet could put it out). Dragons are perfectly appropriate for your bathroom because after all Dragons Love Tacos. Dragon Faucet and Bathroom Accessories

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