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Wilford Brimley Would Hate this Giant 225lb Gummy Pizza

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Simply looking at this massive gummy pizza will give you diabeetus. This insane edible weighs in at 225 pounds and was made by the lovers of all things gummy at Vat19. These are the same folks with that gummy pickle we talked about a not long ago.

It was created to look like another gummy pizza the company sells, only much, much bigger. Each color of the pizza is a different flavor, and single slice weighs in at 28 pounds. Check out the video to see how they made it:

It has orange for the crust, strawberry-banana for the cheese, mango for the banana peppers, green apple for the olives, and cherry for the pepperoni. I CAN HAZ THIS?!

You can buy a slice of this pie for $149.99, which means that for just under $1200, you can replicate the full 8-slice pizza shown in the video.

[via The Awesomer]

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The Gummy Pickle is the Greatest Gummy Since the Bear

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I’m a huge fan of gummy bears, but not the crap stale ones from Haribo you get down at Walmart that leave you with an aching jaw. I’m more into the always soft and yummy Albanese variety. I also happen to love pickles, and was famous for my pickle concoctions growing up that basically involved pouring all the stuff in the spice cabinet on the pickles and eating them no matter how disgusting.

Given my affinity towards gummies and pickles, VAT19 is showing off something I want to try badly. It’s a giant gummy pickle. Naturally, the gummy tastes like a sour dill pickle, none of that sweet pickle bullshit here.

You can get your own gummy pickle via VAT19 for $5.99, plus another $4.99 for shipping. They’re currently out of stock, but more are coming soon. Or you can hop over to Amazon and get one for $14.48. Yes, that is a lot for a gummy pickle. Don’t judge me!

[via Laughing Squid]

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Make Your Own Giant Gummy Squid!

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There are lots of people out there who love the taste of squid, but I’m not one of them. I think it might be the rubbery texture that gets me, but I also don’t think it tastes like much of anything, so why bother giving my jaws the workout? On the other hand, I could get behind chomping on squid if it were made from deliciously sweet gummy candy.

With this kit from Takara Tomy A.R.T.S., you can make your own giant gummy squid. The kit comes with everything you need to make this chewy delicacy, along with two other bits of gummy marine life – a goofy looking blobfish, and one of those adorable flapjack octopi – like the one in the video below:

I’m not sure what flavor the candies are, nor if you can make them in different colors besides orange, purple, and green, but beggars can’t be choosers when it comes to gummy squid.

You can order the kit from Amazon for about $30 (USD), which includes shipping from Japan. It looks like you can get a giant gummy megamausuzame, which appears to be some kind of a shark.

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Gummy Army Men Will Blow Up Your Gut

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A couple months ago, I mentioned that you could buy a massive bag of gummy bears of the Haribo variety over at Amazon for like $10. I ordered up a bag of those ones, and when they came in, they were stale and hard. I was pissed about it too. I mean I ate them, it was five effing pounds of gummies after all. Once that bag was out, I decided to try the five-pound bag of Albanese 12-flavor Gummy Bears and they are the best gummies ever. They were all soft, had way more flavor than the Haribo version and for only two dollars more I will order more. In fact I am considering a gummy bear subscription. Amazon really knows what I like and as a bonus they won’t make your rectum hate you after a gummy eating marathon.

If you aren’t a fan of gummy bears, perhaps these gummy army men will appease your combative sweet tooth. The downside is they only come in green, so they are all apple flavored. That said, the reviews are very positive, and people say they taste like green apple Jolly Ranchers.

They look just like those toy army men you used to play with as a kid. They come in four different poses, so you can act out battle scenes with them, and then the losing army’s heads and legs get eaten off.

You can grab a five-pound bag of these over at Amazon for about $16(USD).

[via The Awesomer]

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Have a Sweet Thanksgiving with this 25,000 Calorie Gummy Turkey

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Thanksgiving is a great time to catch up with family and friends, but cooking all day long sucks if people are coming to your house. The folks at Vat19 have a way to make that cooking a little more fun, even though you might gross out some of your guests. Instead of cooking an actual bird, they made a 20-pound gummy turkey, with sides of dessert.

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This entire feast is made of candy, cookies, marshmallows, and other sugary things. You thought turkey put you into a food coma. Wait until you finish this meal. Everyone will be bouncing off the walls acting like sugared up kids, especially after they bite into that 25,625 calorie turkey.

The video above shows you how they created the meal. I assume with the right recipe for gummy candy, you could serve up the same for your holiday party.

[via Sploid]

Gummy Bear Inflatable Chair

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It’s the seat that looks good enough to eat. The Gummy Bear Chair is not made of actual gummy bears because that would just be a sticky mess. Plus after a few late night munchie sessions there would not be much chair left. Instead it’s made of PVC, close enough. It’s inflatable, so you can take it with you anywhere and everywhere- the beach, concerts, gummy bear conventions, candy shops, living rooms, the office, airports, poolside, restaurants, and…. well that’s about it- I think we’ve covered every possible location you could ever be at, right. Side view? You got it bubs:
gummy bear inflatable chair
Oh yeah. Feel free to stuff yourself full of candy before sitting down since it holds up to about 220 lbs (so maybe not that much candy). And no need to expend your valuable lung capacity to inflate, it comes with a foot pump. Yes it’s adult sized. Just bring your child-like enthusiasm. And your candy, since we repeat this candy chair bear is not candy there.
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Gummy Bear Inflatable Chair
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Scarf Knitted with Gummy Worms

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This scarf will keep you warm and well fed in the winter months. Wear it. Eat it. Then be cold again. Twitter user Overtime Queen made this colorful and edible scarf. Take note, grandma. Knit things that I can eat!

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It took her 15 packs of a gummy candy that come in 50-inch strings that happen to be perfect for knitting. For knitting needles, she used chopsticks. Then the Queen expertly knitted citrus soda and cola-flavored strands into a scarf that will be scarfed down in no time.

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The finished scarf is about 10 by 6 inches, so she will need a lot of packs to make a full size winter scarf.

This is one accessory that is truly tasty and toasty.

[via Rocket News via Neatorama]

26-Pound Gummy Python: Snakes. Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?

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This is the dark and ridiculous side of the candy world. Yes, this massive 26 pound gummy python will squeeze you from the inside out, assuming you can get enough of it in your belly to do so.

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This $150 candy snake contains over 36,000 calories and is 8-feet-long. Is it food or is it art? I have no idea, but I wouldn’t try to swallow it all in one bite. It has some really nice details, like intricate eyes, blended coloring, ridged coils, and thousands of individually carved scales.

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It is so detailed that I’m just hoping I don’t find a half digested gummy-rat in it’s belly.

Gummy Bear Anatomy Model: Gross Anatomy is Delicious

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gummy bear anatomy Gummy Bear Anatomy Model: Gross Anatomy is Delicious
If you’re like me you probably just assumed that gummy bears were filled with gummy (whatever that is). And you’d be wrong. Because as you can see in these Gummi Bear Anatomy Models, they are actually filled with working internal body parts. Think about that next time you chomp down on one.
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Since we obviously have much to learn about Gummy Bear anatomy, this educational toy lets us study it up close. Remove any or all of his 41 internal organs then attempt to reassemble him back. A chart is included so you know what each part is and where it goes. You can be a real sugar doctor. That’s what I call a sticky situation.

Gummy Bear Anatomy Model: Gross Anatomy is Delicious

Generate Your 3D Gummy Self

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Japan is home to all sorts of unusual stuff, and the hits keep on coming. While the technology to 3D print a tiny model of yourself has existed for a while, this is the first time I’ve heard of using the same material used to make gummy bears/worms/critters to do it.

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The guys at the Shibuya, Japan FabCafe recently offered men a chance to generate 3D models of themselves to give to their significant others for White Day, the Japanese holiday on which men present gifts to women to reciprocate for their Valentine’s Day presents.

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They only offered up spaces to nine men to have their bodies scanned and turned into gummy versions of themselves, and it cost about $64 (USD) for each gummy model to be created. That’s one expensive gummy guy, but it’s still less expensive than this guy:

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[via Spoon & Tamago and Ubergizmo]