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The Lumos Candle Lights Itself: Laziness Level MAX

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A candle that lights itself sounds like magic. It also sounds like humans are lazier than ever. We can’t even be bothered to light our own candles anymore with a match or a lighter. We suck at life, and this is proof.

The Lumos Candle will automatically light its own wick for you with the push of a button – total overkill for a problem nobody needs solved. These replaceable Lumos candles are made from soy wax infused with scented oils like vanilla, lavender, and more. They use a wooden wick instead of cotton, and it looks like they ignite and burn like any other scented candle.

You just have to put the candle on a special base, and push a button to ignite each candle with a real flame. Like regular candles, each one burns for about 40 hours before you need to replace it. The base is rechargeable and only needs to be topped off with a USB cable about every four months if you use it a lot. It will cost you $58 for the Lumos starter pack over on Indiegogo, and that includes two candles and a starter base.

If you ask me, this proves that humanity is doomed. How hard is it to light a match? Also, there’s a certain joy in little things like lighting candles. That joy has just been blown out like a candle flame.

[via Gizmodo]

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Burger King Hands-Free Whopper AKA The Human Feedbag

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So it has come to this. You know how hard it is to eat your Whopper while texting, trying to tweet, or driving. If only you had something that could hold your Whopper in front of your huge gob so that you could continue to gorge yourself. Well, now you do. The hands free Whopper will help keep that waistline large and in charge.
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Burger King in Puerto Rico celebrated its 50th anniversary by giving away these “Hands-Free Whopper” holders to 50 lucky customers. The video shows folks feeding like horses with a feedbag while their hands are doing other things. Why even bother to burn a few calories lifting it up to your face, when you have this thing?

Eating Whoppers will never be the same again.

[via Adweek]

So It’s Come To This: Smartphone Holding Straw/Cup Combo

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Because ain’t nobody got time to glance away from their phones to even take a sip of soda, the Cell Phone Holder Party Cup lets you slip in your mobile device so it sits at eye optimal level even as you gorge yourself on flavored liquid sugar. That’s the kind of multitasking the 21st century was invented for. Isn’t it? Isn’t it??

It’s $8 and holds 16 oz.

[ Product Page ] VIA [ Geekologie ]

Keyboard with a Plate in the Middle

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A lot of people eat their computers anyway so creating a keyboard with a plate in the middle gives you one less reason to get up from your desk. Just open the pizza box (you’re eating pizza, right?) and put the slice right on your keyboard plate, open your Gatorade and it’s dinner at the desk. Definitely more hygienic (but not by much) than just resting the pizza right on the keyboard like you do now. When you’re done you can use the Gatorade bottle to pee in without getting up. Winning. (Jongeriuslab)

Keyboard with a Plate in the Middle

Stair Lift for Fat Lazy Dogs – Why Not Just Carry Them?

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The way we treat our pets like our children, most domesticated animals are lazy enough already. But judging by the looks of this wacky invention, we’re ready to take things to a whole new level – the second floor.

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Designed by UK pet insurance company MORE TH>N, this prototype lift would help lazy and fat animals get up the stairs without having to lift so much as a paw. Dubbed the “Stair of the Dog 2022,” the lift is based on those ones designed to help the elderly and disabled get up and down stairs. The insurance provider designed the concept to raise awareness about pet obesity, but says that they’ve actually been approached by retailers who want to manufacture and distribute the lift.

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Based on the timing, I’m wondering if this is an early April Fools’ prank. However, after living with two elderly 100 pound plus dogs who couldn’t get up or down the stairs, I could actually see a practical application for a version for larger, disabled pets. That said, any of you who want to use it to help your 8 pound pekingese up the stairs just need to get to the gym more often.

[via Newslite via Petslady]