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Too Much Star Wars Merch? How About The Star Wars Death Star BBQ

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Yeah… we’re not sure where to draw the line anymore. The amount of Star Wars merch is never ending, and we’re growing tired of reporting on it. We suspect you do too, so we’re gonna dial it down. But not before we tell you about the Star Wars Death Star BBQ. So yeah, it’s a BBQ shaped like the Death Star, and no it’s not an actual miniature Death Star on legs. It’s officially licensed, made from stainless steel and in every other way than its appearance a charcoal BBQ. It’s £99.99, which is a lot of pounds, especially if you count them in American dollars, all $143 of them. You’re free to pre-order, but it won’t ship until May 31st.

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This Hooded Scarf Makes You Look Like An Ewok

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With the release of The Force Awakens barely a month away, Star Wars fever is at an all time high. So of course the merchandising machine is running full steam. With it being the Holiday season, it’s practically hysterical. There won’t be any surprise then that we see stuff like the Star Wars Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf popping up. It’s a cute piece of clothing that presumably will keep you warm while also sort of making you look like an Ewok. You won’t fool anyone into thinking you’re an actual Ewok, however, because you don’t look ike George Lucas and everyone knows he made those in his image. Well, maybe he didn’t but I always thought he looked like an Ewok. Amirite? Anyone?

Ok, I’ll show myself out. But not before telling you the thing is $25.

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