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This is some rando dude with a Pac-Man inspired… beard? Mustache? Facial hair? Yeah, let’s just go with facial hair. I don’t know WTF would inspire a person to do this to himself, but my guess is that mess was already growing in mega patchy so dude just decided to embrace it. With a razor. And a Sharpie. Plus probably unemployment if we’re being 100% honest. WHICH I BELIEVE WE ARE.
NOTE: Uncensored version below. Look at your own risk if you want to be offended by facial hair!
This is a man who shaved the words “F*** OFF” into his facial hair. And then he posed for this picture. That’s pretty much all the information I’ve got as it right now and let’s be honest, I’m not going to do any more digging once I hit the publish button. Now before you get all bent out of shape saying “Hey this dumb thing isn’t incredible! Why is this on Incredible Things?!” I just to point out that this is incredible. Incredibly rude! Amirite? That guy’s mom should totally wash out his mouth with soap a can of whoop-ass! You know he deserves it. You just know he does.
This is a puppy who was born with a mustache. It’s pretty impressive. Plus 7 different kinds of classy. I once knew a guy who was born with facial hair. And a couple of teeth. Plus a beer gut. That was a face even a mother couldn’t love! Including his own mother. He definitely wasn’t classy either. Just goes to show, dogs can get away with stuff that people can’t, like peeing on fire hydrants or begging for treats. It’s so unfair!
Birds certainly saw their moment as a trend in the design world. At this point, it seems like they are here to stay. Lucky. At the same time, mustaches have been a thing for quite some time, with absolutely no end in sight. What do you get when you combine the two…IRL? The trendiest bird EVAH! Inca Tern is a species of bird that lives in the Pacific coastline from northern Peru south to central Chile. The birds are famous for their manly, and totally of-the-moment “mustache.” Sadly, its population has decreased at a rapid rate due to the loss of suitable nesting areas. They’re only an estimated 150,000 left, classifying them as near threatened. Internet, we must do something about this!
Redditor thewordkurt posted this picture of a mustache, sunglasses and some serious sideburns shaved into a dude’s head. The ‘do was done by thewordkurt’s girlfriend who’s a hair stylist. Good job! It really does look the back of that dude’s head is the front of a dude’s head. If, you know, the front of a dude’s head was nose- and mouth- less, his ears were on backwards and he was wearing some furry shades. Yeah, if that’s what the front of a dude’s head looked like then… yeah, it looks just like that.