Super Mario Bros. NES Cartridge Canteen


Power up yourself in stealthy geek style with the Super Mario Bros. Canteen. This flask looks like a vintage NES cartridge but actually holds tasty liquids of your choice. Sure, walking down the street drinking out of a game cartridge isn’t exactly the most secretive way of imbibing, but it’s definitely better than guzzling straight from the bottle. Plus it has a reusable straw, because that’s what refined people like you use.

This flask holds 5 ounces of delicious mushroom juice or whatever else Mario drinks (anyone know?). It has a rubber cap to keep you from spilling and fits in nicely to complete the top of the cartridge. Also includes a funnel to help you load up the cartridge without spilling. Wow that’s two ways that this flask is dedicated to keep you from spilling everywhere, I guess that really fits in with the theme of Mario being a plumber. Although Mario really doesn’t do much plumbing though, does he?

Super Mario Bros. NES Cartridge Canteen
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Excitebike Quilt

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In the pantheon of classic NES games, Excitebike holds an underrated position. Besides the fantastic rhyming name, the gameplay of riding an off-road motorcycle across a stunt track was just plain cool (or at least cool for that time period). It was 8 bit extreme. Well quilting may not be too extreme but Candy Coated Quilts (of Sheldon Cooper Quilt fame) has made it cool with this sweetass retro Excitebike Quilt, featuring the iconically geeky imagery from the game cartridge and box cover.

Excitebike Quilt

Excitebike Quilt

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In the pantheon of classic NES games, Excitebike holds an underrated position. Besides the fantastic rhyming name, the gameplay of riding an off-road motorcycle across a stunt track was just plain cool (or at least cool for that time period). It was 8 bit extreme. Well quilting may not be too extreme but Candy Coated Quilts (of Sheldon Cooper Quilt fame) has made it cool with this sweetass retro Excitebike Quilt, featuring the iconically geeky imagery from the game cartridge and box cover.

Excitebike Quilt

Retro Nintendo Cartridge Pillow Set

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Rest your head on an NES game! These Retro Nintendo Cartridge Pillow Set Retro Nintendo Cartridge Pillow Set are great for your game room or geeky living room. You get two NES style pillows with retro type (fantasy) games pictured on them- Lava Jump and Unicorn’s Revenge. They measure a healthy 14″ x 12″ x 3.5″ each. Action shot:
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That’s clearly way squishier than real plastic cartridges. No need to blow on these pillows to get them to work (although you can if you want). These plush pillows are made of 100% polyester and 110% awesomeness.

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Retro Nintendo Cartridge Pillow Set