Is there no greater story than that of a tiny plumber galavanting through the Mushroom Kingdom, leaping through pipes, avoiding turtles, collecting coins, smashing his head on question mark boxes, all in a quest to save the Princess? A story as old as time, a timeless tome, a tireless tide turning tale of terror trying to tempt teens to try tie-in toys today. No there is not and even Capt. Lou Albano (remember Super Mario Bros. Super Show?) couldn’t ruin that.
Now you can regale your children in this epic story with extreme visuals- a hand puppet. Imagination is dead, kids today want live action- or better yet- film yourself with the puppet and then put it on YouTube for them to watch while you sit across the room checking Facebook on your phone. The Piranha Plant Puppet is an ambidextrous puppet (it’s even ambipedal if you’re a foot puppeteer, or just aspiring to be one, as most of us secretly are) that lets you really give Mario a run for his money. Also great for annoying your co-workers over the cubicle wall.
Super Mario Piranha Plant Puppet
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. So no woman, no cry, this ain’t no crazy baldhead puppet, this is not Mr. Brown, a clown, this is Bob Marley. So get up stand up, because one good thing about puppets is that when they get hit, they feel no pain. So strike the hammer while the iron is hot, for how long shall they kill our puppets, while we stand aside and look? Lively up yourself, turn your lights down low buffalo soldier, and put some Bob on (your hand or your fridge).