Jaws x TUBBZ Rubber Duckies: For A Bloody Good Bathtime

Because bigger boats aren’t just going to need themselves, Numbskull Design is adding four Jaws characters to their TUBBZ line of rubber duckies. You may recall the previously posted Back to the Future rubber duckies. Or you may not, I know firsthand how hard it is to form new memories when your brain is already full of internet memes and TV jingles.

The new Jaws duckies come in four characters: chief of police Martin Brody, oceanographer Matt Hooper, shark hunter Quint, and Bruce the shark. They’re currently available for pre-order, and expected to ship around October. I particularly like how they made eyeglasses for Brody and Hooper, those were a nice touch.

Am I going to buy all four and then reenact the movie in my bathtub? Yes, plus give myself a big bubble beard and pretend I’m Poseidon, god of the sea. My wife will knock on the bathroom door and ask what all the angry splashing is about, and I’ll have no choice but to tell her a raccoon fell through the attic into the tub.

[via Geeks Are Sexy]

Metal Geometric Shark Chandelier: You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Room

Crafted by maker of geometric metal art Martin Taylor of Etsy shop Chromaforms, this Hanging Geometric Low Poly Shark Sculpture with LED Lights “transforms any space into a sea-scape.” Obviously, I must have one for my Back to the Future Enchantment Under the Sea Dance party that’s coming up.

Measuring 4′ long and around 18″ tall and wide, the shark is entirely cut and welded by Martin and illuminated via LEDs inside. It’s safe for hanging outdoors provided it’s covered and costs $3,500. For reference, you could probably buy an actual shark for that, but you’d have to be an evil villain and threaten to throw James Bond in its tank all the time, and then it becomes a whole thing.

I like the light shapes it casts on the walls too – it really does give the room an underwater vibe. You know this would look perfect in my basement tiki bar. I mean once I build it. Well, after I get permission from my wife to build it, then build it. After that though, it would definitely look great in there.

[via DudeIWantThat]

Hunt the high seas as a hyper-evolved super shark in ‘Maneater’

Sharks have had a bad rap for years. Between Jaws, Deep Blue Sea (RIP Samuel L Jackson), and Shark Week, these apex oceanic predators have long been maligned as mindless killing machines. But in Maneater from Tripwire Interactive players will finally...

Baby Shark Mess Free Coloring Book


Baby shark, color color color color, baby shark. Somehow the creators of Baby Shark have turned a 2 minute repetitive jingle into a merchandising empire. And now they’ve even partnered with Crayola to create the Color Wonder Baby Shark Coloring Book. It (somehow?!) features 18 full pages of baby sharks for your kids to color in. Apparently there’s a lot of scenarios that these sharks can get themselves into besides just stating their own names in song. Five markers are also included, so you’re ready to color straight away, all with no mess.

Wait, no mess? If you’re not familiar with Crayola’s “Color Wonder” products, these are specially designed magic markers and paper. The markers will ONLY write on the Color Wonder paper and not all over your walls, tables, kids faces, bathtub, and all the other great places kids love to use markers on. It’s all the fun of markers, without all the fun of Mom having to clean up the walls afterwards. How does it work exactly? Magic. That’s why they’re called “magic markers”. A magical writing instrument never reveals his tricks.

Baby Shark Mess Free Coloring Book

Official Baby Shark Song Singing Plush Toys


The Baby Shark Song is the catchiest viral song this year and if you have kids and YouTube (or even if you don’t) you’ve probably heard it on repeat several hundred times by now. Well get ready to hear it some more! Because now there’s official Baby Shark Song Plush Toys that play the whole song when you squeeze their bellies. Over and over again. There’s the Mommy Shark, Daddy Shark, and of course Baby Shark. Just like the song, doo doo doo doo.

Super soft and cuddly, and mildly annoying to adults, it’s the perfect toy. And yes you can squeeze the belly to stop the song when you’ve had enough. These were produced by WowWee for Pinkfong, who is the official creator of the global hit song. Thanks Pinkfong, I guess. They measure about 11 inches long and batteries are included so they can start singing right out of the box.

But wait, there’s more- how about Baby Shark Singing Stackable Plush Cubes? Cause they make those too now.

Just like real sharks, these toys are shaped like cubes and can be stacked up like blocks. They’re quite a bit smaller than the bigger sharks above at only about 3″ cubed (plus the fin on top), but they too play the song when you squeeze them. Collect all 3.
Big Plush Baby Sharks
Baby Shark Plush Cubes

Official Baby Shark Song Singing Plush Toys
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