Kirk and Spock Sock Monkeys: Where No Foot Has Gone Before

These are the voyages of the Starsock Monkeyprise… These Kirk and Spock sock monkeys are Kirk and Spock like you have never seen them before. I just feel sad for them because there is no McCoy to complete the trio.

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These strange, yet cute sock monkeys are the work of Etsy artist SockMunkeyEmporium. They just fly around having crazy missions, enjoying bananas and sometimes they return to sock-base for repairs.

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Not gonna comment on the obvious. Okay, one quick comment. Kirk obviously sat out in the sun too long while on shore leave, while Spock did the logical thing and stayed on the ship doing science stuff.

TARDIS Sock Monkey: More Bananas on the Inside

Remember when the 9th Doctor really enjoyed a good banana? Now we know why. He must have been a monkey in one regeneration, with a matching TARDIS. Oh wait, he must have been a monkey who merged with the TARDIS at some point. Maybe I missed an episode.
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The TARDIS sock monkey was made by kwiltykate on Craftster. Obviously she was just monkeying around when she created it. I imagine that the Time Lords have simply de-volved and are now called Time Simians. They preside over time and space in much the same way that apes came to rule the Earth in Planet of the Apes.

Hey, why wasn’t there a Doctor Who movie featuring Charlton Heston? “Take your stinking paws off my TARDIS, you damned dirty ape!”

[via geek crafts]