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Basic Cotton Armor Tee: Probably Made with Drow Labor

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Satire site The Hard Times and its sister site Hard Drive have a merchant who tirelessly hawks their wares to everyone, anywhere, and anytime using its arcane web powers. One of the vendor’s latest offerings is the Basic Cotton Armor tee. It helpfully displays its stats, description, and even a drawing of itself all the time, no need to mouse over or right-click. You don’t need to farm cute level 1 creatures to craft or scrounge up some strange currency for it. Thirty of the dollars from your usual grind will do.

10 Cool Dad T-Shirts For Father’s Day 2017

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It’s that time of year again! Time for Father’s Day, and time to find your dad a gift! What will you get him though? No need to panic, I have a list of ten cool t-shirts to get your dad this Father’s Day. You’ll be sure to put a smile on his face with these awesome t-shirts.

The Mightiest Dad Thor T-Shirt


Thor, the Norse god, the beefiest Avenger, (besides Hulk) and now the picture on your dad’s t-shirt. Is your dad the mightiest dad around? Honor him with this awesome t-shirt! It’s the next best thing since you can’t give him Thor’s Hammer.

Number One Dad Captain America T-Shirt


Captain America, the hero with the biggest heart, the man who only wants to do what’s right. He’s the perfect hero to be featured on your dad’s t-shirt because he represents everything a father does, all those good old fashioned family values. Plus, Captain America is just the best superhero. Period.

Incredible Dad T-Shirt


Who’s incredible? Your dad is incredible! He’s Mr. Incredible! Tell your dad how incredible he is by giving him this incredible t-shirt! I know I said incredibly a few too many times…sorry. Not sorry.

Number 1 Dad in the Galaxy Darth Vader T-Shirt


So maybe Darth Vader isn’t the number one dad in the galaxy. He made a few mistakes. You know, he just tried to kill his son and all…Yeah…he’s really not the greatest dad, but your dad is! Your dad is not only the number one dad in the galaxy, but he’s number one in the universe! And he’ll love this t-shirt! And if he’s a Star Wars fan, he’ll extra love it!

Spider-Man Dad T-Shirt


Is your dad the most amazing dad ever? If so, he’ll love this amazing Spider-Man t-shirt! The famous crime fighting web-slinger looks good on a t-shirt and this t-shirt will look great on your dad. He’ll want to show everyone how amazing he is.

Video Game Dad T-Shirt


I love retro things, including the original Nintendo. This retro video game dad t-shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who loves video games. He’ll probably feel super nostalgic for the good old NES days…and then he’ll feel super old. Whoops, don’t want him to feel old, oh well, he’ll love the t-shirt anyway.

Number 1 Dad Darth Vader T-Shirt


We’ve been over this already, I know, but for some reason, Darth Vader is a popular choice for father’s day t-shirts. If your dad is a big Star Wars fan, he’ll probably drool over this t-shirt. Or his dad sense of humor will think it’s hilarious that Darth Vader is being called number one dad. Either way, it won’t hurt to buy your dad this t-shirt!

Star Wars Father’s Day T-Shirt


Another Star Wars t-shirt. This one is actually my favorite of the Star Wars t-shirts on the list. I love all the Star Wars references, and I like that it’s not just a number one dad t-shirt, but it has a bunch of sweet, adorable things to say to your dad. Gosh, I can’t get over how cute it is.

Super Man Dad T-Shirt


Super Man, or Super Dad? I say, super dad! Tell your dad how super he is with this super t-shirt. Yes, I know I’m saying super too much. It’s the incredible thing all over again. I love the super blue color, and I love the Superman logo. Okay, I’ll stop saying that word now…super.

Best Father in the Galaxy T-Shirt


The last of the Star Wars t-shirts on the list, and one that is especially great. There aren’t any Star Wars characters on this awesome t-shirt, just the classic Star Wars scroll that you see at the beginning of every Star Wars film. Your dad is definitely the best father in the galaxy and he deserves to know that! So what are you waiting for, buy him this t-shirt!

Did you find the t-shirt of your dad’s dreams? Did you find the perfect t-shirt gift to give him for Father’s Day? Do you secretly want one of these tees for yourself? Whatever the answer may be, I hope you found what you were looking for! Have a happy Father’s Day!

10 Best Father’s Day 2017 Gifts Under $20

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Father’s Day 2017 is coming up in just a few short weeks! Before you start freaking out, frantically looking for a gift to buy, have a look at this list of ten great Father’s Day gifts under $20! That’s right, under $20. No need to spend a fortune on something your dad will absolutely love.

Dad’s Ice Cream Killer Spoon


Ah, the dad bod. We have all seen it, we have all wanted to avoid having it, and yet, men everywhere achieve it. Probably through killing too much ice cream. Sigh. At least it tastes good. Give your dad his ice cream killing weapon, the ice cream killer spoon, and listen to all the ice cream scream.

Guitar Picks

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I know a lot of dads who play the guitar. Of course, they’re not always great at it, but give them these guitar picks to help them practice and become the next big thing in the music world. The guitar pick case can also be personalized and you can choose any letter you’d like! I hope your dad becomes a rock star.

Father’s Day Personalized Hammer


I know I’ve always relied on my dad to fix things for me, from computers to mp3 players, to installing new light bulbs, my dad has fixed everything. If your father is a handyman like mine, get him one of these hammers with a personal message. It’s a useful and touching gift. If your dad is like mine, he’ll definitely appreciate a practical gift.

Father Poster


Okay, I’ll admit this gift is probably going to be cuter to all the mom’s out there rather than dads, but your dad will still find this personalized poster super cute, and he’ll, of course, love making his wife happy by hanging this up on the wall, right next to the mother poster of course. It can be personalized as well, so put your father’s name on it!

Personalized Mug


This mug is so adorable! I’m a huge fan of the font. It’s so modern, simple, sleek, and fun. If you’re looking for an easy, yet still a wonderful gift, this is the mug to buy. Another thing I like about it is that it doesn’t look like a plain old novelty gift. It looks like a mug that any dad would actually be proud to use!

Children’s Personalized Engraved Dog Tag


To me, this is one of the most meaningful gifts that I think dads will treasure for a long time. Young children can sketch a doodle of their father and have it engraved on this personalized dog tag. Older children can write messages as well. This will last a lifetime, and I think that’s the greatest thing ever.

Beard Oil Sampler


I myself am not the biggest fan of facial hair, but for all the dads who love to rock beards, why not get them something to keep their beards looking clean and handsome? This beard oil sampler will give your father a little taste of beard grooming, and if he likes it, get him an even bigger kit!

Papasaurus T-Shirt


Papasaurus Rex is in the house! Dads and I share something in common, we like dad humor. I think this t-shirt is hilarious, and I hope your dad will think it’s hilarious too! If not, what kind of dad is he? I thought dad jokes were a universal thing.

Personalized Wallet


Who doesn’t love something that’s nice and personal? Those are the most heartfelt kind of gifts. This personalized wallet can hold whatever small message you’d like. Tell your dad you love him, or whatever else you want to say. It will mean a lot to him, and he can keep money in this little wallet.

Soap


Homemade soap. It smells amazing and feels amazing too. After a long, tough day at work, treat your dad to a nice bar of soap for his long-awaited relaxing shower. There are plenty of scents to choose from, so there is something for every dad out there.

Did you find a Father’s Day gift that you loved? Something that your dad will cherish forever? There’s plenty of more gifts out there, so keep looking until you find that perfect gift he’ll never forget.

Top 10 Dark Souls T-Shirts

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Dark Souls is one of the most popular video game series of the past few years, and it’s also one of the toughest. Reminiscent of old-school games of the past, it’s challenging, brutal, punishing, and often unforgiving. In fact, the game’s slogan, is “prepare to die.” You will die over and over again, but for some reason, you’ll feel compelled to keep playing. This series is seriously addicting, even though it’s also incredibly frustrating. The satisfaction you’ll get from finally beating a boss you’ve been struggling with, feels absolutely amazing.

If you haven’t played any Dark Souls games, or its spinoff, Bloodborne, you’ll want to do yourself a favor and play them! If you’re already a fan, or know a fan, you’ll want to check out these top ten Dark Souls T-Shirts!

Dark Souls Abyss Walkers T-Shirt


The Abyss Watchers are a memorable boss in the series, as is Knight Artorias, the Abyss Walker. If you’ve conquered theses bosses, this t-shirt should be your reward! It’s simple, stylish, and will show off your love of Dark Souls.

Dark Souls Dank Souls T-Shirt


Hey, uh, I got some dank souls for you…You’ve probably heard the term, “dank memes” recently, and this is a great example of one. Wanna be hip like all the cool kids and keep up with your memes? Wear this t-shirt. (As you can tell from my language, I am not one of the cool kids.)

Dark Souls Adventure Souls T-Shirt


Adventure Time and Dark Souls, two polar opposites of each other. A lighthearted, hilarious cartoon, and a dark, violent, depressing video game, yet somehow, they complement each other nicely. I love this t-shirt a lot, and it’s great for showing off your pride for multiple fandoms.

Dark Souls Anor Londo Archery Club T-Shirt


Getting annoyed by the Anor Londo archers? Happens to the best of us. So why not join their archery club? Of course, you can’t actually, but you can pretend to while wearing this t-shirt. That’s got to ease the irritation at least a little, right?

Dark Souls T-Shirt


The artwork on this shirt is just gorgeous. It belongs on a poster. I can see it now, “Dark Souls, coming to a theater near you.” It would look beautiful. This t-shirt features some of the most interesting characters you’ll encounter and always remember.

Dark Souls Mimic Ball T-Shirt


Another shirt featuring two different series, this one is perfect for Dark Souls and Pokemon fans. It’s awesome, I mean, just look at those teeth. Creepy, yet the Pokeball makes it cute somehow. If you’ve read any of my previous posts, you’ll know I’m a fan of cute stuff. Creepy and cute at the same time? That’s a win.

Dark Souls Praise the Sun T-Shirt


“Praise the sun!” This is one of the most widespread, popular lines about Dark Souls. Everyone has heard this line before, and it makes the series immediately recognizable. Solaire of Astora, the character who first utters this line, is a great character, one of the greatest in the entire series.

Dark Souls Git Gud Scrub T-Shirt


Take a look at any online forum related to Dark Souls, and you’ll see this variation of “get good,” everywhere. Dark Souls is notorious for its high difficulty level, and its players are probably some of the most so-called, “hardcore” gamers around. Newbies to the Souls series often have a very difficult time adapting to the level of difficulty, and when they ask for help, many people simply say, “git gud.” It’s a true statement, after all, practice really does make perfect when it comes to this series.

Dark Souls Keep Calm You Died T-Shirt


Hilarious, yet sadly true. Dark Souls is not a series you should stay calm in. Stand around, or walk slowly, and you’ll die for sure. You have to be alert at all times, as enemies can ambush you at any moment. Stay on your toes when playing this series, and don’t keep calm.

Dark Souls The Maiden T-Shirt


The maiden is one of the few friendly characters you’ll encounter, and therefore, you’ll likely grow quite the attachment to her. This t-shirt will show your affection towards this awesome character.

Hopefully, you found some t-shirts you like! Remember, there’s plenty more out there for every Dark Souls fan!

The Last Shirt You’ll Ever Need

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Ever notice that so called “premium” t-shirts aren’t truly premium? It seems there’s no middle ground between a cheap 5 pack of Hanes and a $100 “designer” t-shirt. Serial entrepreneur Will Spero decided to do something about it. He launched Last Shirt On Earth on Kickstarter to make the highest quality premium and affordable t-shirt.

Most t-shirts are made with a single layer of cotton, having a rough side and a smooth side. Last Shirt designed theirs with two delicate pieces of high thread count Supima cotton knit together, leaving the softest part of the fabric on both the inside and the outside of the t-shirt.

Not only does this create a shirt that is extremely comfortable to wear, but it resists stretching out or shrinking and its super durable.

Available in regular and slim fit, the shirts run for $30 a pop and come in five different colors.

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With This T-Shirt, They’ll Understand You Anywhere In The World

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You’re dying to travel, but maybe the thought of going somewhere you don’t speak the language intimidates you? Well, you should get yourself the IconSpeak T-Shirt. The front of the shirt is covered in a grid containing 40 different icons for a wide variety of things you might need while on your travels. If you want someone to understand you, simply point to them. Want some place to sleep? There’s an icon for that. Need the police? Well… you get the idea. It’s $33, and comes in a few different styles and several sizes.

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