No that’s not a gigantic sized order of Chicken Lo Mein, it’s a hamper. The Takeout Container Laundry Hamper is a two foot tall holder for your dirty laundry. Did you spill some sweet and sour sauce on your pants while trying to pass the General Tso’s chicken across the table? Put those dirty pants right into your Chinese food takeout container laundry bag (wait until you get home though, don’t just drop trough right in the restaurant).
It has a handy strap so you can carry it to the laundromat. Because with a hamper this cool, you certainly want to show it off (just make sure to quickly toss your dirty underwear into the washer before the hottie at machine number 5 notices). The great thing about this hamper is that after you do your laundry, 30 minutes later you’re in the mood to do more laundry.
The side of the hamper has a picture of clothing piled up and the top is appropriately checked off. It’s made of 100% polyester with metal support poles and a rope handle. The top flaps close up with a velcro-type enclosure. Chopsticks not included.
Chinese Food Takeout Container Laundry Hamper
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. Now you’ve got all your bases covered. You could even put it inside your larger “real” briefcase if you still feel the need to carry one. It’s multi-tasking at it’s finest right here.
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Everyone knows doughnuts are a tasty fried treat, especially my friend Homer S. But did you know they can also take photos? The soft plastic camera features a 3 mega pixel sensor and a variety of shooting mode effects (like sepia tones) to cover up the fact that it only has a 3mp sensor. Of course you can’t hide the fact that it looks like a freakin’ donut:
That was the front, obvs. The viewfinder is right there in the hole. It shoots video too. But clearly nobody is buying this for the specs, especially since I don’t see specs like “roundness”, “deliciousness”, “number of sprinkles”, or “colories” listed. You can get it 
won’t help you take pictures better unless you require a hot drink. But it will keep 16 ounces of your beverage hot (or cold) in a package that looks just like a Nikon 24-70mm F2.8G Lens but is made of insulated stainless steel instead of fancy optics and such. Now you can focus.
