Stop making spit balls the old fashioned way by wadding up paper into your mouth and get into the 21st century with the Toilet Paper Blaster Skid Shot. More power, more spitballs, more sanitary. This is a spitball machine that uses toilet paper and water to create the ultimate projectile and blasts it up to 30 feet away. Holy sheets! Try doing that with a straw.
Now granted, this device is clearly way more conspicuous when you’re sitting in the back of your classroom launching them as soon as the teacher turns her back, but you could still get away with it if you’re smooth. So it’s probably more for backyard usage, like paintball but with just paper. Just load up a roll of 2 ply toilet paper onto the roll, fill up the chamber with water, and fire away at a rate of about 350 spitballs per roll (2 per sheet). No batteries required.
Toilet Paper Spit Ball Blaster
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. Just turn the crank and water shoots out continuously. Soak everyone in sight! But you don’t have to be in a body of water like a pool, bathtub, or lake to use it. Fill it, cap off the reservoir and it’s a sneak attack on land! Looks fun.
is a flying water gun! Fill up the fuselage with water, grab the remote and led the stable gyro fly you with stability and precision right above your target. Watch the video to see this cool as hell helicopter do it’s thing:
is a set of 2 vests and matching “Stream Machine” water shooters. Strap on the velcro adjustable vest and blast your opponent. As they get wetter, the water gauge level on their vest rises to the top until they’re out. Super summer fun, it adds a whole new dimension to water gun fights (the ability to win!)
and gain the upper hand as you soak your friends. Play firefighter and pull on the adjustable handle to increase the water pressure to put out the “fire”….in Dad’s vegetable garden. Has 4 spray patterns and hooks up to standard garden hoses. Fun outdoor summer toy!
. It has a water gun that can shoot a stream of water up to 35 feet. Since the water is stored in the backpack, it’s easier for smaller kids to carry around- and a lot cooler. Kids can pretend to be firefighters and spray the hose- at their friends. It also comes in an 
version”